February 2013
1 post
October 2012
3 posts
dear tina fey,
please make another movie because we need something just as great as mean girls quotes.
September 2012
8 posts
August 2012
1 post
July 2012
2 posts
shoutout to scientists for finding the higgs boson particle without opening up a massive blackhole of death in the middle of switzerland
Can we just kill technology?
June 2012
3 posts
M.I.A. ft. Missy Elliott and Rye Rye - Bad Girls (Switch Remix)
oh
morning swag.
March 2012
3 posts
January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
5 posts
November 2011
5 posts
“The Raven” by Edgar Allan Poe
Read by James Earl Jones
Ever wonder what Darth Vader sounds like without his asthmatic breathing? What better way than with this classic.
FUCK YES.
October 2011
5 posts
July 2011
3 posts
Today I took my little cousin, who is 7 and a boy, to the store to get him a birthday present. I told him to choose whatever he wanted. He asked if he could get a “girl toy”. He wanted a Barbie. Which I thought no problem, its yours. But then I reconsidered and thought about how my family can sometimes be and how pissed his father was when he saw him doing Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” dance; So I suggested another toy, a “boy toy”. But that’s not what he wanted. He wanted a Barbie. He tells me he’s had one before but his little brother ripped the head off. I ask him again if he wants anything else, which I know he doesn’t but I have feeling he understood why I was asking so he just grabbed a Spiderman. When we got back to his house, his grandfather immediately asked him what he got. He did not want to answer. But eventually he did. His mother was not at all pleased, telling him that “you’re a boy, not a girl, you know you don’t play with those, you can’t have it”.
I love my family. But seriously, I just don’t know what to say to them sometimes. And will probably never be able to come out to them until I’m married. Force out.
The late ’90s saw cocaine MORE popular than ever. All over New York City there were bars and after-hours devoted solely to providing their patrons with the finest snow money could buy. It was the ideal drug. It went perfectly with booze, you could do it practically anywhere, and $20 easily lasted the whole night.
Then the dealers got greedy.
